David Grimes is a humor columnist for the Sarasota Herald -Tribune. He has won several awards for his writing, including the coveted Tin Kazoo from the Venice Community Center and a rubber chicken from Sarasota magazine. (Dave Barry, on the other hand, has only one Pulitzer to show for his work.) Grimes lives in Manatee County with his wife, Teri, and two incontinent pugs.